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In our world of sex, lies, and personal tracking devices girls are fast becoming the extended family of pigs (police for all you police lovers). Anyway, as a young N.W.A you may hear me often say 'fuck tha police' and I will live by that whether they happen to be party girls or old fat men.

'Diary of a Fab Black Woman' sounds like the last place you'd find some wisdom to throw on this state of affairs but luckily, it's only Alison and she always throws her wisdom everywhere.

So she threw it on the virtues of the insecure female. All you nutcases who think a N.W.A is some kind of well endowed child that you must look after, champion to your friends and have sex with at the same time will find a glossary of mental issues and how to remedy them in this bush of a blog. Don't beat around it. Just click the fucking link.

I'm now inspired to post about the insecure man which always comes after the insecure woman(jeremy kyle's wifebeaters prove this every morning). If you actually have the self worth and keep of a strong woman then you may soon find your man wide awake on fb chat at 4 in the morning wanking and cursing about you at the same time whilst you stumble in happy, drunk and most importantly, innocent. It's not your fault, it's rather the fact that your too handsome for your man. I pose the same kinda question as Ali - do you want to raise kids with a man who thinks your better than him?

I say friendship brings the balance to the whole thing. Contrary to popular belief I think if there's no friendship there's little to fall back on.

Look out for the 'insecure bocat yout dem' post soon...i feel a night out will give me the proper inspiration.