Fucked

Eat pizza. Accordingly to NATALI it makes you happy.

Hey Baby...

I'm not ashamed to say that when I speak to the missus or anyone im trying to bone my voice may take a natural but unusual change yeh.

BUT...

There is shame in one form of vocal crassness. High - pitched change. What's with men that go high pitched! if anything go lower man. Phil from eastenders is amazing at it, and he is a real life domestic violence victim. Even he knows.

I like to call it wocal - woman vocal

Was in the pub with Thomas who is great at wocal which disgusts me. But it sounds so much worse in the pub. When your talking football and backing Guinness you don't want to hear wocal.However, he is forgiven through incessant pork scratching consumation like I have never seen -even if they're of unbranded North West of England variety. Foul, but manworthy.

N.W.A ...

...As Dr Dre and his homeys from the 90's would have it definetely stands for Niggas With Attitude.

KINDA WRONG THERE

N.W.A should stand for Nana's With Attitude. Let me explain.

Today, an amazing thing happened. As usual there were delinquents and extremely big babies blasting the mcdonalds toy quality 'dubz' from the mobile. Ms Nana may have lost some hearing ability, but there was no doubt in her ears that this was just plain naughty.

Anyway, just as the performance was wrapping up and the audience could breath relief - the little crettin came out for an encore, encore?!. What's with young people and our unneccesary need for encores e.g Be Your Own Pet gig. It was one of those bassline riddims loike. Not sound with Ms Nana.

Ms Nana slowly got up, walked in the crowd of shitbricks and mayfair smoke, and demanded an definite end to the show. Of course, that's never enough - which must be why just before her request, she'd only delivered an almighty slap to one of the youths...a real grandmas slap, straight to the point (cheek). This boy's face was red with embarassment but also winter-slap pain. A truly artistic moment man.

If I was undeservedly listened to by millions and trillions like you know who (race hate is different from general dislike gaspers) I would say this...

"I have a daydream. That all people can take inspiration from Ms Nana and slap the bassline out of these 'children'. I daydream that a new slap phenomenon can reach our mobile phones and sick minds. I daydream it be named 'depressing slap'. Strictly for not-always-law-abiding but mostly non-depressing beings. It can start off slow - get the ones who aren't even gangsta first. Sorry middle-class-working-class-pretender, this means you are first."

Wherever you are Ms Nana, I know I told you already...but I love you!

Right Said Fred

On a positive note, met this breh called Fred today who kindly used his business school privileges to let me in to do some work.

I hate university, but you can't help but love first years - they get to go out every day of the week, spend a grand a term (sometimes more), live with all their mates and still pass all their exams without the slightest indication of the aforementioned lifestyle on the end of year transcript.

Some of the things Fred said and did was a blast from the past. Phrases like "snooze ya lose" and daily activities like hotboxing those small dorms!

Ahhhh

I Know, I Know Yep...

"Yeah you too" (Pharrell Williams of N*E*R*D, 2007)

met this bitch called jeremy the other night who was in the promotion game. this man was frail man...bare frail. The problem with the promo game is there's too many dead people. Some dead man walking shit .
Majority of jeremy's don't make cheddar, which is all too ironic seen as jeremy is of extra cheesy variety. Jeremy like most jezzers, was blind and needed the cane. i was lean up and powerful in thought. To succeed in this game you have to remember its all business and never personal. Keepin your personal ego from the business helps not only to be good at business but avoids the situation where everyone you know and meet thinks your an asshole (which is also bad for money).

Anyway mama never raised no hater and the funny thing about Jezzer is he hated on himself all night. Talentless promoters give off the strongest impression of cool because they aren't. So when they ain't impressin you they doubt themselves just as harshly which can lead to some outrageous statements. Anyway the only thing left to say is that it was a funny evening and im glad my man Ph!l!p a.k.a Fat Joe a.k.a diss your coolest friend deaded another poser from my city!

Anyway.

In brum city we're starting a new night called gin and juzz and its gonna be fire. We'll be the only student hip hop party in town and we'll be ready for any competition too. It's too bad there's nothing like this where every race is invited, you got open mics, open dexxx, and producer battles. It doesn't mean we're ignoring the party! The party won't be short of ideas either - and if people remember what we were trying to do on the alt scene they'll remember that if people feel that you feel your ideas, a lot more fun is had.

Back to university business.

What's Beef?

The way it is in south eass
breys look for beef
if it so appears ones been eating
hence, one must be ready to feed every single day.
Happy new year 2009 will be a feast.

Month of Madness

ironic. free + beans. black prez? black feds negro

I have always liked Freeway.

His music though, has always been clouded by the business surrounding it and of course, when he was slain by Cassidy.

Anyhow his new SICK concept mixtape just dropped. It's called 'Month of Madness' ...accordingly packed with 31 tracks of december cold flows. Everyone check out day 26 feat James Blunt. Hottest shit I heard in 09'.

If you plug it, send it on and tell that person it's free. Rappers with morality must be recognised.