Murray

And to prove my point Andy Murray goes and beats Nadal in US Open semi final.
I'm sure England and its press is and was the last thing on his mind.
His intelligence is admirable.
Haven't read the papers or anything but the fact he is technically British is bound to be the focal point.
When really - he never trains here, he never really did train here and most importantly he can't stand here - or at least its elitist and lazy approach to general sport.

Hats off.

knocked the FUCK out

another highly predictable failure.
AMIR KHAN.
the reason for loss is identical for the reason for the below three losses.

england vs croatia
hatton vs mayweather
britain vs taliban

ignorance
true winners always respect their opponents.
the media vehicle here is like a land rover, for once you are inside its hard to get a proper look at everything else.

if amir wants to ever come back he should do an andy murray and train far from here. watching the highlights on youtube confirmed what i'd already thought; the amount of people openly denouncing/insulting his heritage was more funny than depressing - as it seems you are called british if winning medals and a paki if not.

personally man, i love this country..or rather this city.
but i am always a Nigerian first
ones priority should never be anothers option

london 2012

is old vicky that bad?








will be...

a marketing orgy
a corporate mosh pit
a celebration of greed
tarted up nationalism
complete misrepresenation of 'us'

my serious questions...

when the fuck did we become team gb?
how come all medals are won sitting down?
and in elitist sports which are enjoyed in private schools?
david beckham? really?

Cuntchops

On a more positive note I hope my darg Pilk has the bestest time ever!! I'm gonna be out there around the end of March with Mudi to see him and Jon and in typical fashion use the opportunity to go to a couple of interviews, or indeed make a couple of work placement applications. Reckon there is some luck to be made there.

Dip It Low

Spent all today thinking about what today could have been.

Quite Insightful.
Also Quite Pointless.

Hate Work.

A Weird Dream...

Forget the weirdness, I learned 3 things from my dream:

HIGH TOP HAIRCUTS ARE FUCKING COOL

I MUST IMMEDIATELY START MAKING BUBAS, HALF SIZED

PATENT BLACK MAN. NICE.

Buying a roen jacket

Like Griminal would have it, its alot its alot.
DEbating over which one

Ghetts is Fucked And...

No matter how much anyone emcizzle denies it is the nearest thing to domination grime music has ever seen, and normally by now it would have imploded like it did for Kan and Dylan. Unlike before though, levels have risen BARE. He still finds himself above everyone else. Healthy.

As if Freedom of Speech wasn't on a different spaceship he's gone an merked radio AGAIN

Such domination is healthy for the scene, blatantly. He's refused the taxi and is pushin grime the extra mile. Maybe involuntarily, as him being still around can only be the result of sabotage.

Seeing bare waste top ten thingys when i try and catch a video on youtube...so im doin a good one to make the internet a safer and more honest place. Anyone that doesn't listen to grime get your ears round some of these emcees. Some of the links are old but everytings zoop.

If Ghetto were Cristiano and Dizzee was Ronaldinho you can understand the why Ghettz isn't number one in this top ten.

1. Raskit
Dylan's gone, his music still schools everyone

"I heard he went to broadway
limo driven thru queens
is he livin out his dreams
is he ballin? be truthful
cos he aint sittin on the wall like he used to"

2. Kano
Taught GH how to spit.. original sprayer.

"KAN shottin like " straight wheel up

3. Ghetto
Because he spits like a machine gun: energy, flow, content, catalogue of bars. Fucked

"Tell a man once don't tell a man twice/I won't think to twice to end a mans life"

4. Wiley
Wiley is flo fada. Made all this possible. Still can merk anyone.

"Is Wiley an I'm gettin em hypEEEEE..."

5. D Double E
Dee is always sho, never has to defend it... and the Newham Generals album will be serious

"Tell your honey I wanna Kompressor, Tell her tonight dat she's gonna get Merc - ed"

6. Dot Rotten
is parrin guys everywhere, no one can clash Dot at the moment

"Don't care what a scene full of grime thinks
F what you do I be the best at what I do
William your career slipped in the ice rink
Please don't come around like your a mic king"

7. JME
He has got an individual style, and everyone loves it. Simple.

"started the game picked up a cue,
every 5 minutes get 2 shots
never get caught with the white in the pocket
get rid of the 8 ball in couple shots
i cut the 8 ball by eye
cos in maths i werent a fool
real guys understand what im sayin
but the dickheads think im talkin bout pool


8. Devlin
In time he will be the best he still needs to perfect the rhythm, everything else is ridiculous

"An the bus is 2 pound for a reason
They want you to get the oyster cos its cheaper
They cut the prices in half
So they can get your name and picture on a card
They know where you are now any time of day
If its 200 pennies I'd rather pay
5 buses for 10 pound? thats a liberty
but i won't let these pricks invade my privacy"

9.Frisco
improved alot, one of the best rhyme fluids.. chipmunk has fed off big frisc flow for ages its too bait

"hype man up the wrong waa.. "SHATTTTA

10.Shimmer/Little Dee
New guy but that doesn't matter in my list. NASA

"Spit heat yeah my flows in flames im known for baking flows,im blazing shows, so you will get flamed and smoked... Im eliminatin clones"

Little Dee is gonna be top 3 selected quicker than anyone outside of it. Best thing out of lewi since Ian Wright starrrrr


THATS WHO IM FEELIN ANYWAY.

Hot Shit

Thought I'd be more positive about music today. Check out the links.

Am currently enjoying the musical talents of

Busta Rhymes - Have had Anarchy on repeat and the track Show Me What You Got on repeat once ...can't wait for the new album some very talented producers worked on that. And that Don't Touch Me remix is ASBO music.

Deftones - White Pony. I do listen to this all the time though.

Foals - Antidotes. Would have been far easier to flop with all the skins fans and subsequent suit pressure but they kept it foals (which is, energetic and unique). Red Sox Pugie is a like a cup of tea. Got the pleasure of meeting the producer of the video. Nice work.

Radiohead - Renewed love for In Rainbows since seeing them at Victoria Park. A classic album. Found this video of All I Need which is aptly grounding. But as Jack said in Hotel Rwanda we "say Oh, my God, that's horrible. And then they'll go on eating their dinners"

Lightspeed Champion - Loved Testicicles, they always have a special place. Have been skeptical about Champion but it's actually pretty cool stuff. Love the Star Wars tribute aswell!

Nas - Been going retro with the illmatic. Black President - awesome track, refreshing and realistic take on Obama from a prominent figure ( and i love the 2pac sample). Looking forward to the new album titled 'nigger'. Hope it's the last...Busta has already signalled the very end for hip hop music - the previous name for his 'last' album was 'before hell freezes over'. Nas certainly should not be around in the current scene for much longer and must protect his legacy so it can be used in generations to come.
I have always listened to my parents when they have told me not to judge someone by the color of their skin, I haven't stopped because the president is black and anyone who takes offence can argue with me in 4 years.

p.s as a unconscious but slight pre judger - I am pleased at face value.

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Found through a mate who kicked my door down once, some animals are more peaceful than others I guess. very very good stuff. Love War and Peace.

AND see I do like mainstream music!!!

Funky House Is Bullshit

Mindless
Vacuous
Thoughtless
But still very demanding!
The perfect definition of really shit music.

And the people who go to the nights.
Oh.
My.
Not going to bring God into this.

The producers
Are the equivalent of chefs who make instant instead of fresh mash and microwave dough instead of knead their own (What has Gordon done to me?!)
Anyway... Losers. Lazy, talentless losers.

I wouldn't mind if they admitted that, and admitted it wasn't really about the music - but the shade wearing, cheap sex and 5 hour long fake sense of status in clubs like e3( BRUT AFTERSHAVE IS POSSIBLY WORSE THAN URINE MATE, AND YES IT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE 50 CENT ).















Although punk is far more talent needy than this heap of manure it's still generally dire in my opinion. BUT theyr'e not that shy of anything and certainly not shy to admit it was more about the fucked up jeans, cheap thrills ( sex, drugs, rock n roll) and 5 hour long sense of anarchy and rebellion.

finir.

Gordon Ramsay....

Is probably the answer to most things
Is it fresh, clean, simple but stylish?
she is.
And now I am married

Pussy?

I love pussy.
But sometimes I wish the word didn't exist.

Are you too pussy to fight?
You are a pussy because you ran
Your mates a pussy, are you going to hang round with him?
Why are you lettin me mug you? - you pussy
Are you shook to pull the trigger? - you pussy
Have some more drugs, don't be a pussy
You don't like pussy? What a pussy




















Not everyone enjoys fighting
Some people cannot fight, and should run
These people are not pussies, and are more likeable than you
A man who robs pride has none - and that is 100% pussycat behaviour
Congrats, you fucked over your mate
Gay Pride this Saturday! That is not pussy - That's courage




















gunandknifecrime will not end because people are blinded by the pussy.
making it a health issue
people won't see, there is nothing to see from the estate
just more estates
stop building football courts and youth clubs
these are synonymous with anger and conformity
build more skate parks and boxing clubs, studios and art centers

but...

can you trust a government that has killed so much of this world?
and continues to economically, and slowly torture the poor in Asia and Africa
are you even aware of the fundamental ideas of the free market?
or do we realise them too late to care?

rant over.

p.s fuck these programs, there is a thin line between scaremongering and raising awareness. im sure making people scared will do wonders for the community.

rant definitely over.

The HEAD

Saw Radiohead at Victoria Park.
I mean I saw the best band ever at Victoria Park.
i saw the best band ever.
Yeah that's how I feel
FUCKING PLEASED AND RATHER PRIVELIGED.

then

I come home to see people moaning about the uni dropping in the league tables.
Ambition makes you look PRETTY ugly.
Off with your HEAD man
Off with your HEAD man.

i recommend mental health institutes for these people - one that doesn't drop in the tables. because IS IT THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT??

don't forget to support the expansionary cranberries page on the book of faces...

Hierachy Of Losers

In Rainbows is a great album yeah. But Radiohead doing a great album is not gossip, new news, or hoxton square smalltalk. It just is... the listeners TALK ABOUT THE MEAWWSAC.

Good music is cool. But why is good music Mika cool. Mika is not cool. He is a crab person and should be fed his own testicles, which could be tastier than human testicles but I suspect he would hate the latter a lot less than you'd assume.

Damn Crab People.

easter...

is a good time for blogging because you get these really boring parts when you've eaten as much as you can take, watched tv until it hurts your cornea and played pro evo until your fingers are rendered useless.

and that's when the blog gets some attention.

i have run out of money. it is bollocks. this is my angels looking after me blatantly - as every penny i've spent recently has contributed to the detriment of my wellbeing. thank fuck for money, and lack of. anyways the next student loan is imminent so i'm booking a short holiday.. destination amsterdam!

i think it will help me in my exams. as its being booked for right after they finish. memory loss is my finish line. gruesomely ironic. i expect to smoke a lot of cigarettes during exam crunch - financial economics is the shit of thatcher. as is modern macroeconomics. literally.

there are a few new things happening avec moi. most exciting being i got a placement for next year and i'm based in hong kong! this has also become a belly turning fact of life (i've just applied for my hong kong visa). however, i get to go with two very good friends who basically are like me..which isn't hard nowadays you just have to hate university and get fucked instead. im looking forward to the raving scene out there still.

err other things.. got my job for the summer - in music PR. one of those idiots who knows of loads of half arsed bands and admits it - but maintains he's just "doing it for the music man..i just looove music". or "indie is dead man, i hate that jack penate".yes that's me for a few months, i just hope working in central london toughens me for the cosmopolitan mirror freaks of hong kong. oh, I HATE jack penate too yeah ( and every other middle class bitch who spends 3 months in my area/3 months listening to lethal B and thinks their cockney/rudeboy), i just hate him beyond the action of talking about it.

happy easter

Karen vs Judith

is mine and Luke's ultra cool new disco jockey moniker. We're going to be playing the sexydisco on the 29th - which is deeply stressful at the moment. Two bands have cancelled on us in one day!!

it isn't the same anymore man. money has ruined it.

In my slot i've decided to bang out some decent tunes that i haven't heard in ages. Im most looking forward to spinning:

The Mars Volta
Foals
Battles
Crystal Castles
Pulp
Radiohead
Strokes (obviously)

And most looking forward to showing off:

My new spanish dance moves
Our raaaad house at the afterparty
My new tattoo (getting it next thursday)
Daniel!! he's coming to do an acoustic set, the ladies will like him.
Ratboy + Cuntchops, the new addition to our DJ roster.

Watch this space.

New Years Resolutions....

Happy new year. Ha. Not.

Econometrics is bullshit, need a miracle to pass. Next term brings financial economics. hahahaHAHAHAHA.

Anyways I have two new years resolutions which have a one off nature to them:

-renew my passport so i can get mashed in amsterdam.
-buy a bong so i can get more mashed at home.

Sorry there been no updates, its been hectic.