Money for Teeth

I'd like to explain what I mean, but I have a fucking tootache and can't even write why I'm motivated to work at Louis Vouitton on this fucking application form. Instead you can just read this conversation with Lukey.

Luke

oioi

1:16pmTimothy

oioi

u at uni

i need to go to the childrens hospital

/dentist

1:17pmLuke

at home ill as fuck, whats up?

oh ur teeth unlucky

1:17pmTimothy

toothache which is hurting my whole face

1:17pmLuke

go to the dentist

it'll cost SHITLOADs

but its gotta be done

iv had that before, its such an extreme pain, gutted

1:18pmTimothy

what u mean shitloads

i have a 5er in my pocket

where is it free

1:18pmLuke

cant get it free

1:18pmTimothy

WHAT

1:18pmLuke

not if ur over 18

1:18pmTimothy

ah for fucks sake

1:18pmLuke

think u can apply for something or other

when i had mine done in freshers i was lucky cos i was still 18 but it woulda cost 80 squid

1:19pmTimothy

ah for fucks sake

im just gonna have to take them out myself

fuck it their wobbly already

then admit myself to a & e

which IS free

or is it?

1:20pmLuke

gimme a sec

i'm googling it for u

1:20pmTimothy

thank you

1:24pmTimothy

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/82503/Man-driven-mad-by-toothache-stabs-girlfriend

1:24pmLuke

u can get it for free but you'll need to complete a form

1:24pmTimothy

where

1:25pmLuke

can get it from the dentist

1:26pmTimothy

thanks man

whats the matter with u anyway

1:27pmLuke

http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/index/family_parent/health/help_with_health_costs.htm#helpwithhealthcostsifyouareonalowincome

just fucked up, on and off flu/cough/headaches/fever/cold etc

sneezing blood this morn

1:28pmTimothy

HAHAHAHA

thats horrific

you some kind of monster

1:30pmLuke

possibly

get my msg bout al snow?

1:30pmTimothy

HEAD

i saw it at uni yesterday

we gotta go

VIP

ringside seats

1:31pmLuke

20 quid though

making a head banner

1:31pmTimothy

its fine its fine

1:31pmLuke

we should get really drunk

1:31pmTimothy

course

i think 20 quid is worth it

we might get to touch him!

1:31pmLuke

it is but i dont have it to spare yet

get in when i get paid

then ringside with a head banner

1:32pmTimothy

ill wear one

1:32pmLuke

its uk vs rest of the world...im cheering al snow

all the way through we gotta chant we want head

1:32pmTimothy

we should run in from outside and double clothesline the uk wrestler

WE WANT HEAD

1:33pmLuke

it was the best thing i heard in weeks when i read that

so excited

should try and get a photo with him

1:33pmTimothy

u up for the clothesline

APA

APA mate

1:34pmLuke

yeh mate

1:34pmTimothy

football is bare turning into wrestling

i call sky sports news wrestling