N.W.A ...

...As Dr Dre and his homeys from the 90's would have it definetely stands for Niggas With Attitude.

KINDA WRONG THERE

N.W.A should stand for Nana's With Attitude. Let me explain.

Today, an amazing thing happened. As usual there were delinquents and extremely big babies blasting the mcdonalds toy quality 'dubz' from the mobile. Ms Nana may have lost some hearing ability, but there was no doubt in her ears that this was just plain naughty.

Anyway, just as the performance was wrapping up and the audience could breath relief - the little crettin came out for an encore, encore?!. What's with young people and our unneccesary need for encores e.g Be Your Own Pet gig. It was one of those bassline riddims loike. Not sound with Ms Nana.

Ms Nana slowly got up, walked in the crowd of shitbricks and mayfair smoke, and demanded an definite end to the show. Of course, that's never enough - which must be why just before her request, she'd only delivered an almighty slap to one of the youths...a real grandmas slap, straight to the point (cheek). This boy's face was red with embarassment but also winter-slap pain. A truly artistic moment man.

If I was undeservedly listened to by millions and trillions like you know who (race hate is different from general dislike gaspers) I would say this...

"I have a daydream. That all people can take inspiration from Ms Nana and slap the bassline out of these 'children'. I daydream that a new slap phenomenon can reach our mobile phones and sick minds. I daydream it be named 'depressing slap'. Strictly for not-always-law-abiding but mostly non-depressing beings. It can start off slow - get the ones who aren't even gangsta first. Sorry middle-class-working-class-pretender, this means you are first."

Wherever you are Ms Nana, I know I told you already...but I love you!